1) I have absofuckinlutely nothing to jibber jabber about. Yes, yes…my life is mundane.
2) I have been of late, concentrating more on creating icons for LJ. My new lover is now Photoshop.
Here are some of the photos from last Sunday.
Can you believe, these two are in their mid-forties? Hot Damn!
Chillin’ with Emilio and our celebrity guest, Albert (who plays guitar like nobody’s business. The man can SHRED!)
Me and 8 bottles of corona later.
Aaaaw, look at us…look at me! Drunk as a skunk and completely out of my mind!
- Even critics know what’s up…**raises hands in the air** House digs Cameron.
If there was any doubt, House obviously enjoys the sexual tension
between himself and Cameron. Before knowing that everything but the
framing scenes occur only in House’s head, Cameron comes across as she
often does - the woman with the sweet but
ill-advised crush on her
acerbic boss, who flirts with her while mocking her. But with the
reveal, that’s flipped on its head. In House’s hallucinations - or, I
suppose I should say now, subconscious - he imagines Cameron sitting by
his bedside for two days while he’s unconscious, trying to force him to
take care of himself, proving her complete trust in him, all with
erotic-lite overtones (hey, it’s not cable).
She proves her
trust by acting as the guinea pig in his experiment to show Vince that
his best chance at a successful surgery is a robot (more)
- Season 2 DVDs are set to be released into the wild hands of maniacal fan girls everywhere on August 22, 2006 - The House/Cameron Dysfunction Junction has now over a thousand members! **pours champagne all over self** - Thanks to the incomparable Lawrence Kaplov and David Shore for writing in the "robot pr0n"…and creating one of the funniest House-isms I’ve ever heard. It’s positively, "snark-tastic":
Moriarty: I don’t care about semantics. House: You anti-semantic bastard!
Am completely floored by the extreme "awesome-ness" of last night’s episode. Granted it was a fucking cliffhanger but nonetheless, it was as always bloody briliiant!
Am going to credit, the extremely talented Starhawk (moderator of House/Cam Dysfunction Junction Community) for the following rants. If you notice, she kinda (kinda??!!!) is into BDSM…if I got the chance to post her fics, you’d feel like taking out your prayer beads (and having a ciggie after a imaginary post-coital moment). You’d feel such a slut after reading her salacious fanfics. Ooooooh is it me, or is it getting hot in here? **fans self** The woman should write for penthouse!
So without further ado, I give you, Starhawk’s meta:
"Outta Sight, Outta Meta"
- The overall concept was good. Although I was expecting something more in the vein of Three Stories, with camera tricks and the like, playing it straight, as if it was an actual ep., worked very well. We feel what House feels, we feel his confusion, wondering what’s real and what isn’t. I now finally understand JS likening this episode to ‘The Matrix’. I thought he meant in terms of special effects and whatnot, but now I realize he was referring to the first part of the movie, when we think ‘reality’ is real, and then we find out it’s just a computer simulation. So brava to the canon!writers for that, even if I have beefs with the actual execution.
- It was kind of ‘cute’, seeing everyone else take on House’s perceptiveness/intelligence. Cam picking up on his ‘trash’ idea and running with it. Chase practically turning into a House!clone (particularly interesting, given he’s usually the team slacker). Moriarity noticing the little things, like how House’s ‘nostrils flare’ when he sleeps. The PotW’s ‘wife’ (who was actually Moriarity’s wife, right?) being very wise to House’s ways…interesting to watch pieces of House in other people.
- For once, House was the one to fall down, instead of the PotW. Hee. And he did it not once, but twice! For that alone, I give him a ‘10’ for both falls. *holds up scorecard*
- Heheh, I must be turning into House, too. The moment I saw the beard growth, I said to myself, ‘he’s been out for awhile’.
- Gotta love House’s usual obsessiveness. He’s been shot, and he still wants to solve the PotW’s tongue issues. *snort*
- Heheh, Cuddy threatened to handcuff House to the bed *has Dom!Cuddy dirty thoughts*. And then she did it! *lol*
- Awwww, House shed a tear. Go see Cam, she’ll wipe that away for you and give you comfort!sex.
- Wilson (and then Chase) doing House’s PT for him. *snort* Typical.
- Four words: House. Imitating. The. Ducklings. Especially Chase. MAN, was that funny!
- And now for the mandatory Cam shippage:
o First, House noticing that she hadn’t washed her hair in days, because she’d glued herself to his bedside. Yum. He’s watching her more closely than he likes to admit. Like Cuddy’s ovulatory cycle. We likey.
o The hallway scene. He practically invited her to touch him. And then the eye!sex that ensued! Yummers. “I’m twice your size” – Oh yeah? Get some condoms and we’ll just see if I can take what you’ve got, Housie.
o And, of course, I loved the Robot!Pr0n H/Cam moment. Besides the parallels to his own life and approach to love/relationships (see below), it was also HAWTNESS ON A STICK. The initial ‘caress’ down her cheek. ‘Delicate’, indeed. *thud* Lifting her shirt (shades of the money-exchange scene in Clueless?) so he could ‘blow a raspberry’ on her belly. *thuds some more* And of course slicing away a button and exposing her. *thuds self nearly to death* Mamma mia. Not to mention her saying his name in that breathy voice, and his soft “Does that hurt?” *has total BDSM T&C-fantasy moment* Besides the hawtness of the scene, we have the fact that since it was a hallucination,and thus it may indicate a subconscious desire to jump Cam’s bones have a relationship with her. But I also found it interesting that he starts the whole thing with the instruction to her: “If I do something that doesn’t make sense, even to you, stop me.” Logically, touching her in that way shouldn’t make sense, if we buy the premise that he doesn’t want her. Yet Cam doesn’t question or stop him, and House doesn’t question his own actions. Interesting, indeed.
Lines I liked:
- House to PotW: “Seen enough?” PotW: “No.”
- House to Cam: “I always say, it’s best to get shot in a hospital…”
- House to Cam: “I got shot – diagnostically boring.”
- Cuddy to House: “Enjoy the ‘mistake’.”
- House commenting on the hospital’s glass walls. Hee. Because it makes filming your show so much easier, Housie.
- “You antisemantic bastard.” Best. Line. EVAH.
The last quote has got to be the best I’ve heard in a long ass time. I’m gonna miss you House/Cam. I luuuuuurve you.
Oh, and I just made two new icons for my L.J. Aaaaaaaaaah, what better way to fight insomnia by…uh…well,not fighting it at all…and just make icon babies until own under eye circles get darker and darker. Guess no one’s gonna bug you if you look like a skinny ass panda or resemble Beetlejuice.
Some silly blurbs some of my friends have sent via email (which I’m just cutting and pasting):
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY
AND YOU BEND LIKE ONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Laura singing to Tom on his birthday
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Okay! New nickname time! ::points to Gretchen::
Dork ::points to Pip:: Dorkier.
- Laura giving Pip and I a hard time
Please. My mother has read LotR at least twice a
year since before I
was born. We dressed up and went to TolkienFests
that our friends
held. (Kinda like Ren Fairs.) When it comes to
fantasy and
especially Tolkien I’m not Dorkier, I’m DorkiEST.
Pip <—See?
- Pip’s response to Laura
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My tummy growled so loud during yoga today it sounded like lions
having a mad orgy
- Tiyen talking to Pip on how her Thursday went
And of all my friends, you WOULD be the one able to identify that
sound.
- Pip’s response to me
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Mip is Male Pip. His real name might or might not be Tom. His real name might or might not be Betty. I’m really not sure. All I know is he’s very flexible. How I know this will remain a secret.
- Laura’s comment on MOTK
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so kung gusto mong magpatulog na hindi na gigising your friendly criminal is here!!!
- Anne, offering her services to me as an anesthesioloist
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Ps. BTW. your form has gotten beautiful. Your reverse warrior is really
something!
- MOTK’s thoughtful email to me upon attending his Thursday class **blushes**
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The last one wasn’t actually funny, but I thought I’d add that in for the “squee” factor.
Current Mood: relaaaaaaaaaxed
Music: Warm Sound by Zero 7
# of Alchol Units: 0 (BOO!)
# of palmiers eaten: 12
# of ice cream helpings: 3 (and they were BIG ASS helpings too)
# of seconds navasana pose was held: 15 seconds (BOO!)
# of times a trip to the fridge was made: 304
# of times Marky Mark has put me in the spot at yoga class today: 3 (DIE! You vile creature!)
# of times a television show made me cry: 2 (only for today), but lately once a day for a week (hey, everyone’s been dying in my tv dramas)
I seriously didn’t want to post anything today, but since I check my own blog, I’d like to look back (maybe in horror) the weekend where I parlously ate like a pig.
I’ve also just picked a perfect yoga shirt for me. It’s something I would definitely want to wear out.
If anyone is interested to buy one, it’s availble here.
Current Mood: uuuugh **loosely translated, "I’m miserable"**
Music: Shine by Afterlife
- Damn you YouTube for cancelling my membership!!! Take this **holds out right arm holding a crowbar** and shove it up your ass.
- Toper emailed to say I’m crazy. Please. This coming from a guy who has forever thought there was centaur lurking outside his bedroom window. Or was it a demon? Either way, tell me honestly, which of us is crazy. Hmmm?
- I discovered a new poison. Martinis! Will keep liver healthy until Yee’s bachelorette party.
- Belated Happy Birthday to MOTK. That guy doesn’t know how lucky it is to be him. Got to go to a bar with 7 other girls and this guy looks like he’s not even satisfied. I want my gift back (w’/c is the 7th Season DVD set of the Simpsons)! Netflix has not sent out my Jeeves and Wooster DVDs yet and I need to watch something funny! Damn you Netlfix!
- Grey’s Anatomy is getting on my nerves…actually the characters Meredith Grey and Derek "McDreamy" Shepard are getting on my nerves. Whiny ass emotional fuckwits (just like me)!
- Elliot was voted off. Who wants that stupid ass contract anyway. Chris and Elliot are so better off selling hotdogs at Disneyland. At least they can say, "fuck this" and walk away…
- Thank you Lourdes Isabel for making me your daughter’s honorary God-mother. I am honored to be part of your baby’s life.
- Where the hell are the other Carams? Just realized Lucille and Loraine have fled friendster. I’d leave too but I hate starting a new blog somewhere else.
- I just realized that MOTK shares the same birthday as Liberace and Tori Spelling **gigglesnort**. Neener Neener Neener!
- I attended a very packed Bikram class last Tuesday. Talk about pickles in a pickle jar! And Stinky Zubin was killing everybody!!! It was so funny because I’ve never really seen humans fall like dominos before. Ok, I’ll be nice. He did help me find my car …and what a long walk that was (since I was holding my breath just as long as David Blaine).
- Nicole Kidman got engaged to Keith Urban. It must be nice being engaged to a man who doesn’t force you to wear a fake mustache and makes you yell in a faux masculine voice, "Who is your daddy??!!"
- Anahatha’s husband is an ass.
- I think I’m in love with Dr.John Carter (ER)
- I think I’m in love with James Ford (Lost)
- I think I’m in love with Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs)
- The theme for Spongebob Squarepants is ringing in my head.
- Matthieu is such a good boy.
- Maia is such a cute girl.
- Zubin stinks like fermented fruit
- MOTK wore some kind of skin tight top which made me laugh my ass off (deep inside that is)
- Anahatha’s husband is a MAJOR ass.
- Where are my pictures Girl Tronco - (insert future last name here) ??!!
- I am a jealous asshat
- I think I may have tourettes
and I think I’m done mouthing off.
Thanks for taking the time to read. Love you all!
TV Quote of the Day (My Transition - Scrubs):
Kim: So, Josh, you are suffering from a condition called phimosis. It’s basically a hardening of your foreskin. As part of your treatment, I’m going to ask that you masturbate… 5 times a week. JD’s narration: Help the poor kid out… JD: Wow 5 times a week, huh? For me that would be cutting back! JD’s narration: He said in front of his future girlfriend. JD: You know what? I should probably mosey.
So many birthdays…so little moolah to spend. I’d like to extend my birthday wishes to:
Stacy Mengel (my rock of Gibraltar)
Jessica Watkins
Garrett Villaver
Gerald Villaver
Tina Duenas-Prieto
Jessica Osorio
Mark Devenpeck
Eric Duncan
and lastly, MOTK, who is turning 46 this coming Tuesday
May you be blessed with good tidings this 2006…and may all your birthday wishes come true this year and the years to come. I love you with all of my heart. I believe the one above had brought us together for a purpose and I thank him for bringing you into my life.
Coindidentally, the month of May is also Masterburbation month. And as my Master has once mentioned before, “idle hands are the work of the devil” so get busy…for we don’t want him to win, do we?
Current Mood: thirsty (haven’t had a drink of water AT ALL today)
Music:Crying Shame by Jack Johnson
Ron, we never had an agreement that I’d stop bashing T.C. But then again, the following article wasn’t written by me. In fact, it’s not really bashing is it?…I would have written something more with gaucherie.
I’m also too lazy to cross-post. So I’ll cut and paste. And thanks to Ron for showing me this link of a hilarious T.C moment. Edited of course to make him look like a damn fool **gigglesnort**
The schadenfreude is flowing freely now that "Mission: Impossible III" failed to break the box-office bank, but before Tom Cruise slinks out of the spotlight to spend some quality E-meter time figuring out what went wrong (imagined self-recrimination scenario: "I gushed about Kate and the baby! I talked dirty diapers! I hopped on cars! I glad-handed thousands of fans! And I didn’t even call Matt Lauer glib this time! What more could I do?"), here’s a rundown of the latest doings in the topsy-turvy world of TomKat …
Will the wait for snaps of Suri, whose dark hair and blue eyes have been kept under wraps since she silently made her debut on April 18, soon be over? OK! magazine is crowing that it has landed "stunning portraits of the delighted parents with their newborn," although the deal is apparently still being finalized (per E!).
And speaking of the "delighted parents," they followed up their well-worn PDA-packed red carpet routine at Thursday’s Los Angeles premiere of "M:I III," where Cruise reportedly gave three lucky fans $25,000 apiece, with a bit of paparazzi-captured hand-holding during an outing the following day.
Alas, it wasn’t only the digit touching that was documented for posterity. Shutterbugs also snapped the exhausted-looking Holmes, clad in a loose-fitting camisole, accidentally (we’re assuming) exposing her nursing bra. The most unfortunate part: The lactation-aiding lingerie seems to have come inadvertently (we’re assuming) unsnapped.
Katie isn’t alone in facing wardrobe scrutiny. The New York Daily News devotes considerable space to solving the mystery of why Tom was supposedly seeing "eye to eye" with his taller, heel-wearing fiancée at the Los Angeles premiere, "when he should have been staring at her chin."
While the paper speculates Cruise was heightening (to use the "Seinfeld" parlance) with the help of lifts in his shoes, his rep dismisses the vertical boosting chatter, insisting, "He had normal shoes on." (Our assessment, after an intense 30 seconds of photo research: Katie still has several inches on him.)
Meanwhile, is the Church of Scientology going thrifty when it comes to Suri? So claims the New York Post, which says a public relations worker from the church’s expansive compound in Hemet, Calif., recently popped into a nearby Wal-Mart and loaded up on all sorts of reasonably priced baby items, including blankets, bottles, pacifiers and toys. The staffer allegedly hinted to a witness they were for the littlest L. Ron Hubbard devotee, but clammed up when the paper later inquired about the shopping spree.
And Cruise apparently shares more than just an allegiance to an unorthodox religion with Madonna. Like the Kabbalah-boosting pop icon, Tom keeps his kids, Isabella, 13, and Connor, 11, away from the boob tube.
"No television or computer games are allowed," he tells Good Housekeeping of his rules, but he says music, books and some movies get the thumbs-up. No word on whether those flicks are the ones in which he stars.
Finally, in a report we urge you to take with a Xenu-sized boulder of salt, the London Daily Mail claims that Cruise and Holmes have finally hammered out a prenup, said to be worth in the swanky neighborhood of $40 million.
According to the paper, a $15 million trust has already been set up for Katie and Suri, "regardless of whether the couple marry or not." If they do get hitched and later go belly-up, Katie will receive another $26 million.
The foot-dragging A-lister has been enthusing about taking Katie as the third Mrs. Cruise for months, recently telling the London Mirror, "I love her and I can’t wait to get married to her. I can’t wait to look at her and think she’s all mine."
