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I’ve been “squee-less” since all my “ships” have gone on vacation. However, I stumbled upon by happenstance several ER clips of my other favorite tv couple (apart from House and Cambootylicious obviously), Neela and Ray. **le sigh** It feels like February again, doesn’t it?

This was one of the clips that made me ska-reeeeeem with utmost joy…you can feel the love can’t ya?

By the way, I got my wild mane trimmed and recolored and for the first time since I moved here, I’ve finally found a decent hairstylist…who I thought was gay (blame it all on stereotyping) until he asked me out on a date. Geez, why can’t I be friends with a yoga instructor (who I initially and for the longest time thought also batted for the other team) and a hairstylist ??!!…I need gay friends, especially one that does an excellent job on hair and makeup. Anyone?

OMGYAY! Dmitry’s safe…for now. God, he is bloody gorgeous! Sodding sharkle and veoh keeps messing up my uploads. I AM happy to announce that Rickey was perceptive enough to feel my wanton need for some Mr. Chaplin love and has posted his solo from yesterday. He was sporting what looked to me like a PF Changs server garb; it took everything I had from defiling my tv last night. The man is a sex god! **has a heart attack and dies**

Boy that was fast. I made a video AND 2 icons! Give it up for meeeeeeee! Woot! Woot!
Only took 5 minutes to rip and convert to *.avi. Of course, I also converted the video to an *.mp4 format so I can upload it into the iPod (sort of my torture for Neil). If Dmitry hangs around for awhile, that ipod’s gonna be full of Dmitry goodness **yum yum**. Me likey Russian Ballroom dancers…

If by any chance this doesn’t work, it may be because you need a divx codec.

UPDATE June 23: Video Repost c/o Sharkle

YAY! Dmitry is SAFE! S’long Joy…don’t worry, I think Nick Lachey might be giving you a call…

I’ve decided as long as Dmitry’s in the competetion, I’ll dedicate my blog to him **faints**…huh? wha? Where am I? **daydreams of Dmitry’s pecs** **faints, dies and goes to heaven**

Current Mood: blog happy
Music: Weird Divide by the Shins

I do admit that even though I am totally in lust with Dimitri, my favorite couple so far would be Benji and Donyelle. Benji is cute and all but he reminds me of a gay Hugh Grant, only slightly less attractive. But I have a weakness for ballroom dancers (forget going to strip clubs; I can get spent just watching Ballroom dancing competetions). What the hell is Artem doing cavorting with botox happy Mary Murphy. Looks like he’s found his sugar mommy. **shudders**

Current Mood: stiff **guh** four days without yoga makes Tiyen dull…
Music: Control by Goapele

**Guh** Dimitry, marry me!!!…or at least give me the chance to make you my love slave **salivates**
Sure, he’s got some imperfections (like the long face, and the Elliot Yamin-ish smile) but when the boy gyrates his hips, my jaw drops and drool just comes out…I can not help it. Neil told me I was being stupid…he-he-he…but c’mon man, there’s a slew of libidinous women out there, gawk at them too. But even he couldn’t help but notice Dimitri (at least that’s what I have been teasing him all night about…**snerk**). The man is “teh sex”…**le sigh** Dimitryyyyyyyyyyy**fans self**

I was also very happy to see Hokuto (aka Hawk) called back to promote Sick Step. This cute little thing speaks with a British accent; he’s just too frick’n adorable! And of course, I am proud for Ryan Conferido who again has gained the SYTYCD spotlight. Grace us with your awesomeness; you go BBoy! I’m all of a sudden choked up and proud to be from South East Asia. Way to represent!

Many thanks to fellow pinoy Rickey for posting this on his blog. Yeah, yeah, you and Federov make a lovely inter-racial couple **gigglesnort**…yeah but a couple of “what”?…**snerk**

Am also gonna rip the Dimitri spot from the DVR (w/c I will split into two clips) and post it on Veoh (since youTube sucks c@ck).

I hang around my fellow yogi/yoginis too much **le sigh**

I recently got into the habit of checking my horoscope everyday… and my horoscope today baffles me:

The Bottom Line
Something that can’t be ignored will dominate your energies today. Put out fires.

In Detail
Your passion for justice is hotter than ever right now, so you might find yourself butting into a wrong situation that you feel needs righting. Friends will admire your principled ways and will call you a hero when you stop a silly situation from growing into a fiery argument. Although you want to avoid conflict, something you simply can’t ignore will insert itself in your life and force you to take a stand. Sticking to your principles could ignite another kind of passion, so get ready.

Now this concerns me because I have no earthy clue what fires I should put out. Am I going to have to battle with the evil corporate war mongers of the Irvine Apartment Community, Bank of America and Washington Mutual? Throw me a frick’n bone here!

I used to not even like him (Orly that is) but thanks to Tarek from the Apprentice I’m seeing this brunette beauty in a different light.  I think it’s because I have now developed a penchant for dark curly locks.  Damn you MOTK.

Here’s a slideshow of the color manipulations I’ve done the past couple of days.  If they are blurry after the zoom,  it’s because they were intended to only be 100 x 100 in size.

Current Mood: uterus contracting…ugh
Music: We Used to be Friends by the Dandy Warhols

- Belated Happy Birthday to Christopher “Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” del Castillo, Donna Babi and last but not the very least, Hugh Laurie.
- Thank you for your support me hartees. I love you Mama! and, I never thought I’d say this but, love you too Boy (you’re a lifesaver), and thanks MOTK for bitching your head off (and clarifying with me that it’s because you care).
- I did the splits (during Tuesday’s yoga class you goons) without being sufficiently warmed up that I am now exhibiting an unusual gait. Like I’ve been on a horse too long…so to ensure that my thighs don’t burn in the future, I’ve heeded MOTK’s advice and now straddle split when I sit down to read a book (that is of course done in the comfort of my humble abode).
- the “naughty chair” punishment has recently just been enforced. This sentence has been ruled out agaisnt the repeat offender of the spill-coffee-on-the-carpet and dumping-of-mommy’s-makeup-in-the-bathtub crimes which of course is committed by none other than Taz-Maia. And yes, our houshold does follow a three strike rule.
- ooooh, I like Dimitri from SYTYCD and Stanislav ( that is if I just concentrate on his hips and not his befrecked face). Why are Russian ballroom dancers effin’ hot?
- “slacker” yoga is tonight and a class outing involving the viewing of Al Gore’s documentary followed by the imbibing of martinis is in order. I personally just want to skip the theatres and mosey on over to the pub.

Just created an icon out of this:

To this:

Have a happy Friday. Oh and Happy Father’s Day to you “fah-jahs” (and those who have no earthy clue that they are one).

Amazing how some accidents help us become more cognizant. In this case though,  I’m refering to learning more and more about photoshop
I just subscribed to a stockphoto community, and stumbled upon this one self-portrait.  I was just gonna play around with the textures and gradients when lo and behold, I was able to retouch her skin.  I was able to remove her mole and make her photo look vintage.  I am so proud of myself **pats own back**.  I’m posting the untouched picture and the doctored one (which of course I made into an icon). 

Original Photo:

Finished Icon:

By the way, did anyone see the Season Premier of Entourage last night?  I about choked on my half masticated hamburger when I saw Ari Gold (brilliantly played by the incomparable Jeremy Piven) do a modified vasistasana.  I love it!!!

Well laa-dee-daa,  I’m on the other end of the bi-polar pole.  Just minutes after I said I wanted to dig my own grave,  I’m now feeling a little uppity and now present you my latest icon creations.  This post’s theme is:  Sawyer.  Thanks to Stacy for reminding me how abfab and bloody gorgeous he is.  Probably the only red-neck I’ll ever drool over.  **swims in own puddle of saliva*

Josh Holloway Icons Part I

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