Here I am hating life right this very moment (yes, even I have one of those days…and not even meditating to the heavens is calming my murderous soul down) and I had to come across this YouTube post. I dare ya to hold your anger in, whilst listening to the g-damn awful drivel coming out of this hateful waif.
I swear if she were in close proximity (conisdering I feel like going postal on anyone stupid enough to get a rise outta me) I’d chop her from tit to rear.
Lost totally pwned me…totally pwned my soul!
I gotta give props to the writers for conjuring such a kick ass finale. I was like o_0 !!! Granted I think my mind got bent from all the mind fuckage, but nonetheless it was unfuckinbelievably brilliant. **does the one-man wave**
With the help of my fellow Lost conspiracy theorists I’m going to compile a list of favorite rants I read over Ack_attack’s journal (don’t mind the all caps…yesterday was “CAPSLOCKING day” and needless to say, the masses cheered…volunteered… and keyboards all over North America went to heaven ) :
- SHAVE THAT ANIMAL OFF YOUR FACE, JACK
- IS IT BAD THAT JACK IS SOMEHOW HOTTER WITH THE LUMBERJACKY BEARD? I FEAR FOR MY SOUL
- Aw, Ben needs a hug, he’s had such a crappy day, LOL
- I HOPE CHARLIE GOES AWAY AND PATCHY AND DESMOND AND THE TWO CHICKS HAVE A WILD AQUATIC SEX PARTY THAT WOULD TRULY BE A TWIST NOBODY SAW COMING
- I’M GONNA NEED KATE TO NOT WASTE OUR TIME WITH HER EMO PROBLEMS THAT ARE ALL HER OWN FAULT
- i am jack’s complete lack of attention
- JACK IS MAKING AWESOME JACK FACES
- NO WAY THEY JUST DIED…….IT CANNOT BE……I DONT BELIEVE IT!!!!
OMG IF WE ALL CLAP OUR HANDS REALLY LOUD THEY WILL BE ALIVE.
- OMG I READ A SPOILER!!! SAWYER KILLS DUMBLEDORE sorry.
- SAYID IS OFFICIALLY JACK FUCKING BAUER
- Fuck you Patchy you murdering somewhat sexy villain
- I TRUST [SEVERUS SNAPE] JOHN LOCKE
- I JUST HAD A BRAIN HEMORRAGE AND DIED. THANKS LOST!
It’s official. I am going to seek emancipation from the House/Cameron group and have myself adopted here. I love weird people. I’ve finally found a place I can call “home”
IMAGONNACHOKEABITCH if Lost fails to entertain tonight. But how can that be, when Sawyer’s gonna be there.
Keyboard, I’m already gonna apologize in advance for smashing my fingers all over you tonight…good or bad, I WILL go apeshit with my Sawyer rants…
So in honor of the hottest castaway, I present thee, a few Sawyer icons/avatars I made today (and some Booth/Brennan ones…wait, how did Sayid and Charlie get in there?)
Biased much? Well, yeah! I am all for putting Sawyer on the proverbial pedestal. He is “teh seks God” and very much pwns every Lostie (well maybe except for Desmond…and Charlie) on that God forsaken island.
Daaagnabit! Last night’s finale sucked major balls! GAAAAAAAAAH **headdeskheaddesk**
I have always been a faithful follower of the Ray/Neela dyad ever since Ray was recruited as an intern and all I ever wanted was for those two to live happily ever after…ala Dr. Ross.
Why oh why did they have to turn Ray into an amputee and ship him off to Baton Rouge??!! That’s it; my ship didn’t just sail, it EXPLODED…along with it my dreams and hopes for possibly the ONLY reason why I still watch ER.
You hurt me writers (and that goes for you too Shane West)…you hurt me baaad.
Boy am I bored…and yet I have a mountain of laundry to do…bills to effin’ pay…dishes to frick’n wash…and vegetables to steam and devour. Not a riveting routine; but it makes everyone in my household happy.
Anyhoodle, I’d like to commend the people-who-have-nothing-better-to-do-than-create-fanmixes-fanvideos-and-the-like. You make me forget I’m totally going insane…
My cable is on the fritz…well actually I think I may have destroyed my DVR but I’m not about to report to the evil Cox minions until I can think something up. **thinks hard…then brain seepeage ensues**.
Geez, I’m spent.
Anyway, I’m willing to sacrifice Grey’s anatomy for the Office but I have to definitely, definitely watch ER and Ugly Betty tonight. G.A has been a major disappointment but I can do away without watching the “ZOMG DRAMA/ANGST!!!” that is the MerDer (hee-hee…get it? Murder! … Seriously, I hope you understood I meant Meredith and Derek). And shit, I forgot to mention the hideous-ness that is the Gizzie. OH. HOLY. BUTTCRACK.
+ Will there be a Pam/Jim/Karen showdown? Me thinks Karen’s gonna get herself shipped to NY for that promotion Michael thinks he’s getting. Poor, poor, poor masochistic birdpoop for brains Michael.
+ I got all fangirly when I saw the preview for UB’s finale tonight. ASKSIGJGNTPTJAPQAPQJEK!!!
Yeah, like what I said!
+ Ray? Neela? Ray and Neela? Reela? Nay? Oh how this show just fried more than half my brain.
CAPSLOCKING frenzy at LJ is imminent tonight. I just know it!!!
I fear with the humdrum House episodes I’ve seen so far, I haven’t found the need to really rant about them.
Lost, however has successfully enticed me to stay stuck in front of the tv week after week after week. Mostly because I’m in lust love with Sawyer. And as we die hard James Ford fans say: “Sawyer > Jack”.
I’m glad Charlie’s back for the Season finale. I was so getting caught in the moment when he started writing his “Greatest Hits” which included, the night he met Claire. This eppie definitly tugged a few heart strings. Actually, yanked dem heartstrings….YANKED!!!
Seeing Jack say “I love you” to Kate made me want to IMPLODE, hatch style. Dagnabit! Those two are really starting to piss the bejesus out of me.
Season finale next week everyone! Anybody who blogs about Lost is going to have a CAPSLOCKing hell of a time.
I thought I’d post some interesting feedback from the community I lurk in on once in a while. These folks are an eccentric bunch…yeah well, so am I…So am I…
Ack Attack said:
This one broke me.
And oh:
Rose: Let’s get you into something dark.
Bernard: …
Rose: I meant ME, dummy.
Lumaria said:
JACK WAS NOT TELLING KATE HE LOVED HER, HE WAS PROBABLY LOOKING IN A MIRROR, K?
Silly_Izzie_Me said:
I almost cried like, four different times lol.
HAHA JACK “I LOVE YOU” LMFAO DUDE YOU SUCK. He was a douche bag x100 in this ep.
black_mascara said:
Man, promo makes me want to rip Jack’s head off. It doesn’t even sound passionate or important! It’s just kind of like “Yeah, you, groupie-Kate? Love ya!” :P. Whateva. As you said, Sawyer > Jack.
I cried all throughout this ending. I’m still holding on to hope that Charlie lives.
enders_girl said:
I FEEL LIKE I’VE JUST RUN THE EMOTIONAL GAUNTLET. OMFG, LOST. ♥
I hope that ep shuts up some of the Charlie haters.
not_last_resort said:
OH MY GOD. CHARLIE LOVING AARON = $1 CRY. CHARLIE LOVING HURLEY= $2 CRY. CHARLIE CONSIDERING THE NIGHT HE MET CLAIRE THE BEST OF HIS LIFE= PRICELESS CRY.
“FIRST PLANE CRASH?” = SOOOOO CUTE. THAT WAS EMOTIONALLY TRAUMATIZING. I AM A WRECK OF A HUMAN BEING NOW AND WTF THEY GOT ME MENTALLY PREPARED FOR BEAUTIFUL TRAGIC HERO DEATH AND THEN IT DIDNT EVEN COME YET THEY DIDN’T SAY ‘DONT WORRY IT WON’T COME’ EITHER!!!!!!!!!
superfrayed said:
i just can’t even deal.
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HURRAY HE IS ALIVE!! I hope he didn’t accidentally kill Desmond by smacking him with the oar.
also, at the beggining, am I the only one who was impressed by Karl’s forearms?? I’ve got a thing with forearms lately. idk.
but, HURRAY charlie is alive!! i *REALLY* hope that he gets a second chance. I hope he gives his top 5 life moments to claire, and I also hope that desmond was lying and didn’t see him drowing, I hope he saw something else that doesn’t involve charlie dying.
I now have a perfectly good reason to have my face attacked with botox laced needles.
Our therapists told us that in order for Maia’s negative behavior to stop; or slowly diminish (i.e the major meltdowns…the flopping on the floor like a crazy fish…yeah, that sort of thing) that I can not, react to it. No matter what it is, my face has to be expression free. I tried that, and of course failed miserably…the one time I thought I did an exceptional job, I was discouraged because I was humming.
Daaagnabit! On the bright side though, she now rides the school bus to and fro with nary a peep…the bus drivers clamor for her attention because they know this princess is quite the precious little angel.
Ben (her ABA therapist) and I heard her say her name for the first time today. Although it was fleeting, it made my heart swell with joy. Ben apparently forged a strong bond with her; and it’s heart warming to see how much they both react to one another. Maia always gives him the strongest hugs and showers him with kisses as well. I think it even makes Neil a bit jealous. But I’m sure he understands…better that than Maia be afraid of him. She is completely enamored; it’s so cute!
How disturbing is it that I hear squeals of joy over screams of terror in the background…how weird is it that in that side of the world, a public display of affection such as a peck on the cheek is reprehensible but pitting a 6 month old against a menacing cobra is apropros. It boggles my caffeine addicted brain…really it does.
